So, funny story but, uh.. ya know how it goes sometimes, being kidnapped an' all 'cause yer a wanted criminal with a pretty bounty ahahhaaha..

Everyone get in line if ya want me to crush you with my thighs. Five bucks a person.

No I'm not gonna answer the recall.

[Practice is cut short when Fareeha says something about Winston and others setting up decorations. A slow smile.] Heck, I wouldn't miss it.

🌵

Heck--.

All 'm sayin' is there's no way an arrow is faster than a bullet and from what I've learned, speed is key.

[Tugs at his shirt collar.] Is it hot in here?

Just me?

gREAT.

Now.. what was it I was doin'?

.....

Just watch from afar? I guess..

Guess I probably /shouldn't/ strangle Hanzo the moment I see him. [Sigh.~]

El Segador Viene. Read: tl.gd/n_1sqhd35

[Grabs the hell out of @betrayedhonour's jacket and tugs him in for a bruising kiss before he's, uh, giving him a bruising punch to the jaw. Oh, hi, drunk McCree!]