yo you got a lil something

you cant get clean if you didnt get dirty

im convinced nobody pays for their own phone plan anymore you just stay on your parents plan until you die

Me as soon as my Youtube video starts playing

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

hail mary and blip a

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?" "Brochure."

When a man is making you uncomfortable but you can't say anything cause what if he kills you for hurting his feelings

i really do say thank you every time i'm passed the joint #whitegirl

mmmm cheez sandwich,,.,

can't believe i went to see project hail mary knowing literally nothing except that ryan gosling was in it and it ended up changing my life forever

me in 30 year when I’m watching the harry biopic and it gets to the part where he’s filming the mv for golden

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

me pondering my orb

wha happen when i’m gonna taking the playstation

how may is going to feel

i never beg except when it’s to differ

don’t piss me off i have very important plans in amsterdam next weekend