Glancing around to make sure Bucky's not there, Sam leaned closer, a smirk on his face. "I figured out how t'drop water balloons + x.com/MutantMog/stat…

+ without bustin' them before he gets to the target. His claws make that kinda difficult, but I found out the trick." x.com/MutantMog/stat…

Takes a deep breath, tapping his fingers on his phone. /God/ he hopes no one finds out about this...

[TEXT: Carol Danvers.] Hey, Carol. How about another sparring session soon? We could both use the practice. - SW

Now he feels less bad about skipping his morning push-ups. x.com/SymbolicSoldie…

He overslept trying to figure out new tricks for Redwing. Those tricks may or may not be used to prank Bucky at a later date. x.com/SymbolicSoldie…

He'll know once he sees Bucky soaking wet and covered in snowflake confetti. x.com/SymbolicSoldie…

He already lost his best friend once, and he doesn't really wanna lose his best friend again. He's just bitter. x.com/SymbolicSoldie…

He's just bitter. He'll get over it. Maybe. x.com/SymbolicSoldie…

He'll think about it. Maybe. (He'll certainly think about it.) x.com/SymbolicSoldie…

Giving a soft chuckle, he chromed his arms, half smirking. "Oh believe me, he'll be the first one I try it out on." x.com/mutantmog/stat…

—•

"See, this is where havin' wings comes in handy." He likes to pretend Bucky never pulled him out of the sky. x.com/mutantmog/stat…

And cue a smile. "Look, lil' lady, I got no idea who that is. So I'm not sure if I should thank you or not." x.com/mutantmog/stat…

Now he just feels stupid. He's still smiling though. "Sorry, it's just that this is a big team. That could've applied to Tony, too." x.com/mutantmog/stat…

Shaking his head, he held his hand out. "S'alright. Name's Sam, Sam Wilson." x.com/mutantmog/stat…

Grinning with a small chuckle, he shrugged his shoulders. "Guess I was always meant to work with Captain America." x.com/mutantmog/stat…

He'd defend Steve. He was basically his idol growing up. "I like you, Mog. That was great." x.com/mutantmog/stat…

The bad news: He's about to get his ass kicked by Carol. Again. The good news: He gets to take her out to dinner afterwards.

He's alive. And jogging. Again. He really should cover up that black eye from Carol, too, but he's got a cover story for that.