I mean...damn.

My bad.

During the day, I am a candidate for Congress. At night, I wait tables. I know what working class Wisconsinites need and I am tired of us lacking true representation in D.C. That’s why I’m running. Can you retweet this, give me a follow, and help me defeat Derrick Van Orden?

Wow, IMRF is kinda the worst right now. Y'all shorted my mom on her payment today, and your phone number has a busy signal. Classy.

Gravity Falls is a better version of Stranger Things.

#KamalaHarrisForward I believe VP Kamala Harris and her VP pick Tim Walz are our best chance to move forward. They are our best chance to push back on encroaching fascism and threats to democracy, and our best chance for creating the world we all desire and deserve. Politics is

My favorite part of Cancel Culture is when canceled celebrities get their own streaming specials where they get paid millions to complain about being cancelled and out of work

Hang on Jewel-Osco you raised the prices on everything and then got rid of all the cashiers so I have to do labor to pay you money?

Ouch Chicago Cubs could you educate your staff a little better on how to help folks with mobility issues? Had a really tough time getting my mom out of the ballpark tonight.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX): “The only reason we’re having this hearing is because somebody got their feelings hurt in a debate.” “This election is the best example of why y’all are so afraid of [DEI] because then you can’t have a simple-minded, underqualified white man…You’ve

Shohei Ohtani is gonna go down as one of the greatest baseball players I’ve ever seen in my life. Up there with guys like Mike Trout and Albert Pujols. Imagine what you’d be able to do if you put them all on one team

That's garbage. I'm a Cubs fan, but I do love me some Rowdy Tellez.

I'm not much of a basketball guy. But these two made me care, and this is why.

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Tremendously saddened by the passing of my friend, the great Luis Tiant, Jr. His dad, Luis Tiant, Sr. played in the Negro Leagues. Sending my heartfelt condolences to Mrs. Tiant, Daniel Tiant, the Tiant family and Red Sox nation! RIP El Tiante!♥️🙏🏾 MLB MLB Network Radio on SiriusXM Kansas City Royals

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to

Lin-Manuel Miranda dresses up as Dominik Mysterio for Halloween.

Also over where the skies are blue. Same name.