So after I covered the roach in Febreeze I finished the job by dropping a 2011 Yearbook on it.

The camel sleeps at noon, but not in Cleveland...should I eat the sundried prune or nay?

I would have beaten you in undulation ball if my last roll hadn't hit a cracker

What if I tripped over you trying to catch the bouncy ball while you were putting the rubber duck stickers on my desk

I'm currently listening to a 10 hour loop of One. Last. Breath. It's on YouTube and has a picture of Paul Walker as the background.

When I sprayed the air freshener it got into my coffee and when I took a sip I almost puked and now I think I am going blind in my right eye

This trailer smells like my uncle, he's a welder

There was an incident with the slushie machine and everyone ended up with green shoes but fortunately I was able to secure a partially used magic eraser

Wait, Hilton Head is an island, I thought it was a hotel?

Yo bro can I just take the gentlemen's 70 I'm like 5 q's in and I'm predicting a sub 50 on this and that would not be good because if I fail an exam i wouldn't be able to use my phone/video games and also can't hangout with friends

Those scissors with the blue handle smell like salt and vinegar chips

My cat IS my best friend and you would be lucky to meet Kiki

Sometimes being in this class feels like being in a mental institution

Wait, so after you went dumpster diving for your science vocabulary sheets you fled to the bathroom and vomited?

I made Ferdinand Magellen on my UFC boxing game

This tree house yoga pose does wonders for my meniscus

Is New Orleans in Mississippi or is it in Illinois?

If I go on Amazon tonight and buy a rubber duck from The Czeck Republic and get it shipped to your door can I get $20,000 to pay off all of my debts?

I need to be in a group chat with DJ Khalid, Zac Brown and the new Pope where all we do is share snake memes

When you had your Tee-Hee phase no one reacted