About to joy ride this haul truck with $auce Neuzil

Buying a double crown and coke then putting it in two cups and calling it a single. Could be the move

Call me Leonard Washington the way I got a hot hand in dice

Lord forgive me but I’m gonna get drunk at Streb constructions holiday party

I want to get the word out there that I’m getting drunk tonight and whatever happens isn’t my fault

Herky just tried to touch me at the wrestling meet and he smelled like cigarettes and brown liquor

Something about shitting in a bar bathroom stall with no door hits different

People forget that I used to ride ride bulls back in the day. PBR wanted me but the dirt was calling

Letting your girl know I make several figures per shift

I’m getting political in the men’s warehouse on a Saturday morning

I wish I had a shitter in my office. Hate walking down the stairs

Ex wife at the bar. Didn’t expect that but thankful Geoff is here to get my mind right

I’m like tiger woods if he wasn’t good at golf and didn’t fuck

Guy on the other team in the night golf tournament brought his own speaker and is rapping every word to g-easy I mean it

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