Told ai to give me a haircut. Tell me not to do it. Tell me it's a bad idea.

It's time to embarrass myself because why not. I haven't been able to do a pull-up since I was maybe 18. I can do 2!

To be weird is to be free. And I am so very very free

logs into league son comes and double hand slams the keyboard I log out of leagues. We'll try nap time :')

HE GOT ME KILLED CHOPPING LOGS HE RAN MY ASS AROUND THE MAP AND GOT ME KILLED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everywhere I look. I'm reminded of my sister. She loved sunflowers....

Ponytail type of day

Did I have my son pull my finger. Yes. Yes I did.

Husband farts as im waking up with Oliver. Oliver *did you poo poo?" 😂😂😂😂😂

Leagues Day 2 twitch.tv/neuroticplayer

Feels like only yesterday ( the shirt the bangs everything 😂🤣😭) it screams 90s kid

Bring the Tunes! twitch.tv/neuroticplayer

Me watching Spiderman with my son and the annoying question in my head is....WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SPIDER THAT BIT HIM? Like....it says it probably died right after....but NO spiders do that. They should have made the spider go and make more spider people! Ok nerdy rant over

Im stealing the style but changing the question. If you could live in ANY anime.....what would it be AND WHY!