Tuning in to the NBA after a 5-6 year hiatus, why does every coach now dress like they’re going to help their brother move a boat?

The freedom of speech thing is backfiring

I check out for 6 GD hours and we end up at 32. How? How do the Lions even have that pick? It’s like your grandfather owning bitcoin. Draft the quarterback or I shoot myself in the head.

And now Kurt Warner has a goatee. This could not get worse.

That’s a fucking Rick joke.

This is the math guy? THIS IS THE MATH GUY.

Karl Anthony Towns is a coward

Dad Delivers Annual State Of The Lawn Address bit.ly/3kZnEga

Just a man in a Kia minivan. Waiting for 5 other men to join him. Brett Anderson @austincbelisle Adam Warwas

Having a strong opinion on Elon Musk—positive or negative—is an uncomfortably boring trait.

Might want to cover that guy FYI

Keep drinking that purple Gatorade you piece of shit

Fuck your tables. 8-1.

Joe C was the original Hasbulla. Thank you.

Daily, without fail, someone asks a version of this: How do I get this thing I want without doing any of the uncomfortable work to get there because I'm a little bitch and want to continue to be a little bitch forever?

Should have never cut Jake Browning.