INFO: 18:12 London Bridge to Littlehampton is now 10 mins late due to congestion.

Maybe it's me, but tonight Southern are attracting far too many fucking #plebs for my liking. #getalife

"[insert name here] are sorry for the delay to your service" We love playing this, thinking about having it as background music at stations!

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@amcyoung Thameslink We ask all train companies on our network to do this so it costs us less! Hence the reason for constant bad service

@Bubbleanddown Thameslink updates Thameslink We tend to make them lie a lot. Much easier

Network Rail tsk, tsk.... got your number

Hi Lunatic Ninja please note Network Rail is not an official account - that's Network Rail For December timetables, info can be found 1/2

@stephhutto Southern Better for you maybe. But not better for them. #SouthernPower

Talking to Network Rail about 2017 onwards improvements @NetworkRailWAT and how to get and keep passengers on board

@matthinsh We do try!