wtf was wrong with me

now that the queen is dead you’re allowed to say “omg queen behaviour” whenever somebody dies

AHHHH WTF I WAS ACCEPTED INTO HARVARD LAW SCHOOL😭😭 i'm losing my fucking mind i did not expect that

I asked my office if Tony the Tiger is hot and they looked at me dumbfounded I can't work here anymore.

somebody with ur ex right now thinking they found the one 💀

Halloween parties are so funny like why is Michael Jackson making out with a minion

not gonna put too much pressure on u guys but i think some of u need to clean ur microwave. u don’t have to do it tonight but i’d do it in the next few days

the way men can effortlessly flirt wit their homies but fumble talkin to a bad bitch needs to be studied

STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

this is CINEMA

i see ya fggot ass walkin in ya tight pants, tryna get a man, BTCH U IS A FUCKIN MAN, uhhh!

This is not funny at all. This is actually really sad & traumatizing for kids. Teaches them to be afraid of making mistakes & to be fearful of speaking up when they need something.

Biggest flex of the country

YOU ARE LIKE PAPA

Some of y’all parents wonder why their kids are so scared of making mistakes but then if you forget to put a cap on a fucking tube of toothpaste you scream at me

Big mouth isn’t as bad as people make it out to be it’s actually great 😍😫😫😫

My Spotify wrapped is so confusing I have not listened to one Rihanna song ever 😭

Selling Halloween 2018 for 800k rhd!! :)