GREATASS weekend now Les get it we have a short week!!!

Mac Miller in Scary Movie 5 is stuff of legends

did it hurt? when he’d show off his car but wouldn’t show off you?

YOOOOOO

Cost of living in Texas so cheap cause your human rights are sold separately.

Okay I can recite every line from Shang Chi now after watching it 3 times this week SHANG SHESHHHHH

Yo boy fiNessed his company: He put in his two weeks risk it all but instead he got a promotion (doubled his commission) effective immediately. PAY CHECK IS FAT AF TOMORROW GODAMN 😇🙏

Got my barber and his apprentices boba cuz he’d let me cut the line so many times just to fit my schedule. This is a sign for you to treat your barber or hair salon lady out

"wya?" my limit bro. i'm at my limit.

Nah I'm gonna start painting cause this is dope lmao x.com/TooSatisfied/s…

Another Juan bites the dust

On final season AOT and Meat was the last word… Fuhhh my heart 💔 so that’d be enough anime for this month

Any finger that retweets this will receive good news tomorrow😇

Stay humble, work hard, be kind, and the abundance will follow

The most meaningful part of real estate isn’t closing & collecting a that comm check. It’s having the discipline to stand back up and keep moving forward after a deal falls apart. A dead deal tests your patience, your belief, and your resilience more than any success ever could.