take it off - kesha is forever a fuckin bop

Lost my headphones so had to endure the UTTER drivel coming from 3 auld wummin on the bus. Was hoping for some gossip about the ole govanhill but nah I just heard racism 🙁🙁

I still judge how long a walk is by how much of Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day i can listen too

One thing I'm taking solace in is that no matter how shit life gets, I've handled it better than Donald J. Trump losing his presidency

You never get too old to wind your mammy up when shopping

Im sorry lads ive stepped into Christmas. am driving home for Christmas, 2000 miles. am rockin around the Christmas tree, guys it's just beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. Pass me the mistletoe and wine and meet me underneath the tree.

Dominic Cummings to the job centre for his jiro x

They can absolutely pump me full a the vaccine. No like av been pumped recently anyway

How honest can you reply to someone on online dating when they say they promise they aren't as much of a dick as what their photos look before you just sound like a cunt? Anyway bring me back a fridge magnet from Thailand xo

I made myself some mochas this morning to wake myself up but here I am instead lying down clutching ma heart beatING like a serial killer cos clearly that amount of coffee and sugar in the mornings isny good for my already shite blood pressure :)

Gonna miss living across from @CategoryIsBooks and being able to ✨respectfully✨ find everyone complete hotties when the browse for books. Nothing says attractive like well read queers 🥺

Love that in the uk were trending mr blobby cos its their bday. Fuckin blob of nightmares for a mere 28 years

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City High - What Would You Do really do be predicting our futures. 'in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now'

March for trump right into a cesspit