Someone: *messages me* Me: *forgets to reply* ~five days later~ Me: "shit sorry I fell asleep.."

Current mood: Antivist by Bring Me The Horizon

Life goal: Learn the rap in Alone by Sleeping With Sirens featuring MGK

I'M GOING TO RAISE MY KIDS ON ROCK MUSIC AND IF THEY COME HOME ONE DAY LIKING POP OR RAP MUSIC I'LL support them, as every parent should.

“BryanStars: Cause of death: Waiting to go to Warped Tour” so true it hurts.

IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS IM SO EXCITED

#AskCTE what is the biggest thing you guys do on Christmas?

I dyed my hair hahaha

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A VERY LONG NIGHT OF TWEETING ABOUT BANDS

#PrettyLittleLiars

So this guy walks into a bar, and he points to a few chicks as he walks past them saying: "hoe, hoe, hoe... Is it Christmas already?"

HAPPY BOXING DAY! *throws boxes at you* 📦📦📦📦💥

When you are furniture shopping and Centuries by Fall Out Boy starts playing... *jumps on nearest table* sOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

Twitter is twittarded

When your friend finds out a secret you didn't want anyone to know:

Why doesn't the news ever post anything positive. "Hey world, cnn reporting live from a rainbow it was a good day, nothing bad happened."

I dropped out of HS sophomore year and showed up to graduation in a Ferrari. This tweet isn't intended to be funny, because it's 100% true.

Viral tweet.