I’d also like to direct readers to today’s date

At Mannum for no reason

Excuse me why wasn’t I interviewed? abc.net.au/news/2019-09-0…

50 days sober today. I feel... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about it

I think what drew me to music was that I could do it with headphones (not interrupting anybody’s other activities) and in the dark in bed pretending to sleep. In my environment it was the only rebellious act I could ever get away with.

Hello I’m doing fine thanks for asking

Time to watch The Chase and wish my broad range of general knowledge actually counted for something

My parents are doing an extremely hokey RUOK at each other and me and I want to claw my brain out through my eye sockets

How much of my personality is just “me” and how much is just trauma response?

sometimes i think about how in willy wonka and the chocolate factory they made three of the four bad kids’ names vaguely evocative of their respective vices and then the fourth one likes tv too much and his name is fucking mike teevee

Forever impressed at my father’s ability to fall asleep in his chair during action movies

There’s a Straits of Malaka joke in here somewhere

This is a better Brockhampton song than anything off Ginger

adelaide is so beautiful at this time of year

Leaning into the ownership of the Murder House Tweet with a new avatar (📸 j🍉sh 📸 )

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