Well, I’m officially homeless. If anyone can help out with a job I’d be forever in your debt

Going to use AI to spin up some YouTube channels, starting with: ASMR for tech bros

I can’t imagine the degree of personal failure I would consider going from thinking about how to potentially get people to Mars and how to revolutionize self driving; to thinking about the vertical size of adverts on Twitter.

Overconfident junior dev simulator ’25 just dropped.

The number of high reward chains that gets used for pwn2own that are also commercially viable is pretty close to zero in my experience. There’s a huge lack of nuance with pwn2own. Nuance is critical for commercial viability. Will be interesting to see this one.

Aardvark is a labor of love and mission for the whole team. We are super excited to bring it to you. Sign up for the beta immediately!!!

Defenders have never been able to keep pace. The only difference this makes is that it’ll be pretty clear to everyone. It would blow my mind if Google isn’t building a code fixing machine to go with its code breaking machine. Just look at oss-fuzz.

This is a decent, similar test to Firefox. It started on March 11th with a MacBook Pro and a MacBook Air M5, and creating an attack surface map, but it rapidly devolved into vuln discovery and documentation. github.com/dmaynor/apple-… It's still an ongoing effort. #apple #ai

Time to talk about this one. CopyFail (CVE-2026-31431) — a 732-byte Python script that roots every Linux distro shipped since 2017. 🧵