i stand tall as a pygmy model 🐀

my lazy uncle almost starved to death ‘cause he believed god loved him more than the birds - he’s now a hardworking atheist ‼️🦤🥴

everyone’s chasing the dream, even amputees are catching up with the speed - it’s alarming , fvck capitalism !

the only time I won in life is when I played rock, paper scissors with my armless neighbor…

if water was truly life, dispensers would live forever…

a peasant saving up to buy a queen-size bed is some nasty rebellion …

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Most DJ’s are bad dancers escaping reality through music…

i stopped going to church after bumping into my bishop’s office - he was having sex with a choir member with ANOINTING-OIL as lube 😤

having a baby face 👦🏾doesn’t grant you the right to behave childish… 👶🏾

would you rather go to the heaven first then finish off with hell or go to hell first then finish off with heaven ? 🙂‍↕️

guess the total amount in your local currency…🙂‍↕️

maybe tomorrow, maybe next week…😤

when chinese are in the mood to keep it real …😤

that friend you cant rely on…😃

a lil bit of insanity to boost brain malfunction…

before thinking of committing suicide , please be considerate of the pain you will leave behind especially to those you owe money…😮‍💨

you are not yet fully grown if you haven’t met a twin with an age-gap …

whatsapp saga after my ex’s sudden death - i found myself torn in between deleting and keeping her number-for unknown reasons, i decided to keep it - three days later, i texted “hi” & after two minutes, she responded with “💀” - i was excited & shaken in equal measures…

five minutes late after much deliberation- i texted “where are you? hope all is well…” it didnt take long before i noticed her settings changing to”disappearing messages” thats when i concluded shit has hit the fan…went ahead to disable the app & stayed offline-so traumatized🤒