A Korean folk tale suggests the common cold originated when a prince with two penises couldn’t find a wife with two vaginas. Eventually he died, became a ghost and ‘fulfilled his lust in death by releasing himself in people’s nostrils’.

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Christmas gift idea Boozy Badger?

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