No one is safe Karl-Anthony Towns

I am beginning to think Projectile Dysfunction won’t post a single funny tweet all week

At the end of the game, the King and the Pawn go back in the same box.

J HUNNID TAKES DOWN MIKEY AT CULVCSKIS EPHS NERF WARS 2022

God was afraid of Nerfers in Paris’ takeover following the Mikey Steidle takeout and had to stop it

Reports say Logan Gareis got struck by lightning and is now more powerful than ever. If you see him be cautious

Reports say Henry Anderson was caught in a tornado but it was unable to lift his hefty body

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⚠️Warning to all other teams⚠️: Sam Phillips has just gifted his life to Mike G for the day. Get ready for a major beat down. EPHS NERF WARS 2022

Cade and Luke took out Prestin Everly of Sarmed and Dangerous EPHS NERF WARS 2022

We live in a scandalous time. Even nerf isn't free from the clutches of corruption anymore. Though this isn't 100% proof, it really ain't hard to see that the games are rigged. We, Pig Pen, as a unit are the first team in EPHS history to commit mass-nerficide.

Honestly don’t care who wins nerf i just want chaos

EPHS NERF WARS 2022 😔

Nick Heckman is donating his life to Kenny Evers EPHS NERF WARS 2022

Leaked photo of Fatman Nerf22 being chased by Tittsburgh Feelers 12-0 on 212 East

Quite the admirable effort Fatman Nerf22 🤝🤝

Historic run. Congratulations to Fatman Nerf22 for what he achieved and congratulations to the champion Tittsburgh Feelers 12-0. Great week of nerf.