Will you guys revoke my hardcore card if I admit to watching all of The Great British Bake Off

The older I get the more heavily the parking scenario factors into plans.

I saw goody proctor dancing at the pink pony club

you already be dealing with life then boom your period starts

oh to wander into a beautiful, old gothic castle and have a vampire request I stay for dinner only to find out he means………forever

A haunted house but it’s just me being forced to reply to text messages from people I love and care for deeply

Gideon the ninth for mags 🔥

Evening dress by House of Worth, 1898–1900. The MET.

Why is showing someone media you enjoy the most embarrassing feeling in the world.

being alive means being embarrassed and making mistakes often and being simultaneously restless and sluggish and being surprised by glimmers of hope on random weekdays and forgetting things, remembering them, and falling in love again and again and again

Ah yes time to come home and have a nice nutritious meal called “37 crackers”

you're either snacking with me or snacking against me

my 5 year plan is to do whatever makes me happy & keep in getting sexier and hotter

“Hors d'oeuvre” is doing too much

It (1990)

real life responsibilities have decimated my reading time this month, I need October to start over

I don’t understand how people can cheat on their partners because I am grossly, overwhelmingly, aggressively in love with mine