My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

I feel like I could teach a college course on the work of Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel.

BREAKING: Jared Kushner has reverted to Doll Form

Here is a compilation of the domestic terrorists being arrested to “Layla” #Goodfellas #CapitolRiot #airportarrest #DomesticTerrorists #TrumpCult

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

My favorite thing is how 100s of people told her it’s racist and she blocked them all and still thinks she’s right. Hint it’s racist af

I have lost several dear friends, both parents, and a son. I hated my own sorrow until tonight, when I heard: "But, what is grief, if not love, persevering?" Heart-healing poetry. Thank you, WandaVision.

The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat.

Matt Gaetz never took COVID-19 seriously because she was a little too old for him.

I just realized if Austin Powers was made today it would be about a dude who was cryogenically frozen in like 1992

sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard

I love it when guys ask me how big my tits are, like, as if men have any idea what bra sizes mean. I could tell a guy I'm a WD-40 and he'd be like, "OMG. So fucking hot."

Good morning to Bethan and Bethan only

Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked

Day 2 of trying to get Instagram to give me my account back. Sheri Lynch please guide me on how you got your account back

Day 3 of tagging Instagram to get my account back. Mood. Whenever I ask for help it’s only scammers! 😢

Day 4,000 of trying to get my Instagram account back. I just want my stupid account with 600,000 followers back

Someone ask Elon Musk to my Instagram and Facebook account back. I feel like he some how can get it back 😂 🥺