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Is it bad that I laugh, like, stupid hard, every time I watch Hughie blow Translucent to bitty bits??? #TheBoysTV #TheBoys #CatchingUp

I'm not saying these last few broke months without MY coffee have been hard but....I DID order a 5lbs bag of Death Wish Coffee Co. because Odin be with me if I run out again.

Arguement between my wife (24) and myself (32) between who is better: Brendon Urie or Hugh Jackman It ended with wife saying "Urie's a twink, not a bear!!" And now I ship them. #Ohno #Ohnonono

My 6 year old, Alexandria, has decided that she is in love with Terry Crews....I dont know what lead to this decision of hers but ya know, he's great, so I'm chill with this. Terry Crews

Every time I watch this movie, I become more and more entranced. #Midsommar

Ask your doctor if Phragellax is right for you. (Phragellax may cause new galaxies to form. Do not take Phragellax if you’re afraid of heights. Phragellax once turned a lab rat into a Cuban sandwich.)

Every time I get Sister Christian stuck in my head I think about Jensen Ackles. Congrats on the season 3 #TheBoys wrap up.

Things I'd tell my sister about if she wasn't such a Darkside Scorpio: both the twins love everything Tim Burton, especially Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice.

Give girls the opportunity to flex their creativity, inspiration, and imagination to the fullest! It's up to us to get the world ready for girls!

Every time I see Alex Wolff in another new spooky movie, I swear I fall more and more in love with that gorgeous man & his acting.

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Alright, I didn't really die. But seizures do suck. Now -claps hands- who wants a tattoo?? #newtattooartist #apprenticetattooartist

Brain surgery in 4 days. The fear is paralyzing, so I'm trying to just not think about it.

I hope no one ever asks me how many times I've watched Midsommar. It's my happy place movie.

I swear to God if something bad happens to Kimiko and Frenchie I'm gonna be inconsolable for a month. #TheBoys #IWillGoDownWithThisShip

Hey, it's been a decent amount of time; can I get a wrap up season for #Metalocalypse now? Especially since the country is losing its fucking mind.

Thanks USS (Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker) for spending Holy Shit O_O minutes with me in 2022. I'm kinda a fan 🤙🏼 #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2gWNtwx…

My wife: "no horror, no Ted, no Eurotrip, and nothing with Jonah Hill." She specifically banned Jonah Hill from our movies today. And Crimson Peak. Cause its just sad all around.

It would suck to be Elon Musk right now. Sorry bout your security hack bruh.