Kun for å gjøre Isak enda mer utilpass enn han allerede er. Forventer en transferrequest innen helga er omme! Betal det Newcastle vil ha og bli ferdig med dette!

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🚨🔴 BREAKING! Alexander Isak is preparing for his big move to #LFC The striker is currently in Sweden, in a small town called Töcksfors. He is prepping for his new home in Liverpool and buying lots of snus and drinks for “fadderuka”. Next stop… Systembolaget in Årjäng 🔥

Hey! Carragher! La de andre få snakke litt om dette også a!? 🤣🤣

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Howe on players wanting to play for NUFC: "I always think of Bruno. "He couldn't wait to wear black and white. "He's still in that position - never stopped being that inspirational figure. So he epitomises that. "A great example of what we need."

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🚨⚫️⚪️ BREAKING! #NUFC have been operating in secret to find replacement for Isak. Transfer agreed for Alexander Sørloth, but striker's father, Gøran (63), insulted Newcastle's owners by saying he could still do 2-300 push-ups, then did two push-ups and won a bet of £1 million

🤔 Går denne igjennom kan vel bare PIF begynne å kjøpe spillere og flytte dem som de ønsker mellom klubber? 🤣 Hvordan kan dette gå an? Eier av begge klubber kjøper en spiller i firmaet (Blu-Co) sitt navn.

Kjøpe kjøpe kjøpe kjøpe 🤣