Chinese food tastes best when eaten with a flimsy fork.

I am here to confess that I go to sporting goods stores for the licorice.

I haven’t said ethacrynic acid in a very long time…until today.

My inpatient week has been like a highly intense, fully immersive board review course.

I prefer days I don’t hear the word “machete” when passing through the ER to see a consult.

My 3 year old son seems to think “a flower girl” is a Halloween costume…so he wants to go to the wedding as “a dino boy.”

Do oncologists hate when their chemotherapy gets blamed as much as we hate when our dialysis gets blamed?

Board review indicates that my knowledge of black licorice must be up to date.

Household debate: is granulated sugar a wet ingredient or a dry ingredient?

I don’t know many things for sure, but I do know with certainty that I will discover adhesive googly eyes around the house until I die.

One of my greatest financial strengths, acquired by my father, is my tolerability to Folgers coffee.

Today’s unbeatable to-do list: —Bible reading —Snuggle my kids —Nothing else

My daughter looked visibly distraught to discover that “nephrologist” was not in her children’s dictionary.

Color change spotted in Downtown Petoskey today, a crisp breeze off Lake Michigan, frontier ruckus as the soundtrack. Fall is in the air, and I am in my happy place. 🍁

The dialysis crew welcomed me back from maternity leave with this sweet gift for the baby. I will not be accepting any arguments on this matter.

“Bones can break, muscles can atrophy, glands can loaf, even the brain can go to sleep without immediate danger to survival. But should the kidneys fail, neither bones, muscles, glands nor brain can carry on.” -Dr. Homer W. Smith

Is it really a party if there isn’t any mod podge?

My husband thinks our 9 month old needs a haircut, but I think he just needs a skateboard and a pair of Vans.