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Sharmain Nenke

@nenkesharmain

Choreographer, director, writer, wife, mother, animal lover, serial dickhead.

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calendar_today07-01-2023 14:46:12

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Okay, so my husband is the best pizza maker in the world! A bold statement, yes, but I can back it up with a full-length shot of my over-carbed, over-fed body. But, for reasons of dignity/shame, I will not. So you'll just have to take my word for it.

Okay, so my husband is the best pizza maker in the world! A bold statement, yes, but I can back it up with a full-length shot of my over-carbed, over-fed body. But, for reasons of dignity/shame, I will not. So you'll just have to take my word for it.
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Kids brought home gastro from school. Gotta tell ya, there's nothing quite as glamorous and dignified as sitting on the toilet with a vomit bowl on your lap.

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The more I read about: the latest scientific discoveries; philosophical ponderings; religious beliefs etc, I'm reminded of what a brilliant, truth-searching species we are. I'm also reminded of one, glaring, absolute truth: We absolutely know nothing.

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Ordered a caesar salad at a cafe. Now, since when has crumbling a boiled egg over the top been considered acceptable? #runnypoachedeggonmycaesarthanks