hate opening someone’s story and it’s their birthday

My hair be done & I still don’t be posting pics and vids, idk wtf be wrong wit me, I be lookin fine too.

the mute button b loud asf on facetime tf

How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending

it quite literally would ruin my life

Becoming important in your family is even worse 😭😭

“my daddy paid for it” “my sister gave it to me” “my mummy got it for me” “my babe got it for me” ohh to be loved.

No.. Having no kids is basically like having no kids 😭

my kids literally won’t believe my life…living through ebola, killer clowns, global shutdown from covid, people wearing ethikas outside, kidnapping another countries president, a meaningless war AND $5 gas. i almost don’t believe it myself

to do list: - add fuel to the fire - burst someone’s bubble - add my 2 cents - skate on thin ice - stir the pot

I do mix my gold and silver jewelry. Idgaf who made the rules!

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

The only time I ever believe a nigga is when he tells me I'm beautiful and funny

makeup becomes apart of a outfit once you hit yours 20s idk just gives a grown & sexy vibe

cus the other young hoes call tryna get you fired

Only having one child and it’s a girl? That’s so chic to me.

“I’m against abortion because of my religion,” says someone who’s not married but is actively fucking every weekend. Bullshit.

For some weird and goated reason. I never bump into people I don’t talk to, ever again