To celebrate my return here’s an image of looking, sorry, being superior.

The other day I went to the pub. Just a pint mins you.

I went to the mean place and I woke up in this stupid coat. I feel funny.

Day 2. I’m feeling a tad grouchy.

Day 3: I’m feeling somewhat better. I actually think my outfit looks quite distinguished.

Today I went to the beach. Today I met a dog. Today I stole that dog’s ball. Today I wouldn’t return said ball. I am Nellie.

I had another bust up with Margo earlier in the week. Servants are now looking for some new servants to work for me. They seem really sad and I am too, but I trust them and know that they will find the best place they can for me.

I am sorry Margo. Deep down this is how I want to remember us. We were friends. We had good times. I’m so sorry my northern comrade.

Some say that I’m a poser. They are correct.

Life is hard.

I know that many of you are wondering how Margo is getting on and so here she is with her new best friend. Despite everything I miss her. We were Yorkshire girls together.

I am a lazy dog.

Squad.

Side profile.

Hello everyone, my name is Olive. I used to live with Nellie until she had to move. I’ve gained access to her social media….

You’ll all be pleased to know that Nellie has demanded her new servants send us a pic. She’s doing well and everyone is following her orders.

Nellie is happy in her new home and her old pals are still here. This Remi and Olive.