I just read something that said “ Having good friends keeps from you from dating out of boredom. A lot of people don’t need partners - they need a social life.” And YEAH!

I wanna leave Twitter alone but can’t… it’s like a ghetto newspaper 🗞️😭

You'll need 50 corners to equalize

ALPHA HOUR EPISODE 1297 || 2 DAYS OF GREAT WONDERS || WEDNESDAY,29th APRIL 2026 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Guys, I got removed from the office group chat after my boss said, “Lateness shows lack of discipline,” and I replied, “Delayed salaries show lack of motivation.” 🫩😭

There is no “bro code” when it comes to rape, abuse and protecting rapists.

ALPHA HOUR EPISODE 1298 || GREAT WONDERS DAY 2 || THURSDAY,30th APRIL 2026 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Your brain can learn anything if you practice it daily.

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

Raising kids in today’s world requires prayer like never before.

I think my money spends itself sometimes.

When you get a call for an interview but you’ve applied to so many jobs you don’t even remember which one it is:

lead us into Ws

Your course mates are hiding past questions from you and you think it's links and opportunities they'll share with you. Life after school is going to be crazy😂

is anyone else noticing how time no longer feels normal? the days vanish and then the weeks blur together. everything is so much faster. something is wrong.

La réaction des joueurs sur le banc😭😭😭 Il avait 16 ans…

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS