POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

since Bieber nation is highly active and the world is tuned in I won't miss the chance to flaunt insane vocals of drunk Bieber

How a workday feels when the manager isn’t around :

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida:

“I always cry on this fck ass app” 😂😭😭

adoro chegar em casa e ficar bem assim

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

I finally finished the accountant and maaaaan 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 brilliant! aye

I’m not rushing anything, I’ll wait for something real 🙃

“I was finna see if you wanted to smoke but you in here sleep” Me:

My fam nights of cards >>>> our moments of escape givin me lifeeee rn ❤️

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

I’m humble over anything but the fact that I got subjected to a whole perverts outburst at work is crazy! Our own security wasn’t on shit when it came down to it 😂 I don’t even feel comfortable going back to work atp