When someone in the future pipes up with that badly coined phrase ‘No publicity is bad publicity…’. Erm #Tesla

Trying to watch the #Scotland Game with out of sync audio? Listen to BBC Scotland on Sounds App on phone. Press pause for about 20 seconds and that’s the best hack, (with better commentary) lol #BBCscotland #Commentary

Ten men hearts… 😮 #aberdeenfc 🔴⚪️ #Dandies

Why does Jimmy insist on taking off the pace as often as he does is beyond me. #Aberdeen and Nisbet stays on? Ffs. Almost as questionable as the commentary. #SemiFinal #Scottishcup

What’s the deal with the empty seats at Ibrox today? I’ve never seen it so empty. Surprised. Ticket prices? Don’t care? Protest? Weird. #Ibrox

Have to say… #Glastonbury crowd being flat for #Supergrass was a disappointment when they’re set was a blinder. Can’t fault them. But the crowd seemed to love the overhead camera work. 😂 🤷‍♂️ I should CoCo.

Eric Pickles - what a horrid, abhorrent man. Watch the Grenfell documentary to be reminded why. Disgrace. He’s a Lord.

Great to see colourful Vape adverts at checkout Co-Op, good for younger shoppers, those perhaps more easily influenced, or those kids shopping with parents etc. Your profits first attitude shines beautifully. Well done. 👏🏼 Co-op #MoralCompass #ShitShow

‘How come Reform barely got much a mention when they’re eating your Lunch?’ Cos you’re still goosed as a result of Boris, Truss and Sunak being sooo out of touch with the public as you took an elitist stance and took advantage. zero surprise. #ConservativePartyConference #Bbc

Sounds like there’s an atmosphere from the arsenal fans tonight. Never heard that from them. Ever. Wow.

The crowd boooing Van Veen makes me only want him to win. Good on him……

Ffs #Safc new penalty taker! Wanna do classy fancy shit when you’re one nill down from the penalty spot???? BLAST into CORNER, LACES THROUGH THE BALL. End of.

Reminder to #Safc get a penalty….. laces through the ball. In a corner. Fuck all else. If 4-0 up then take it with your head for all I care…..

Well #trump is making quite the impression in Davos right now.... a masterstroke, of errr... sorts. lol. Someone please interrupt him and give him his jab.

so #trump wants Greenland... but calls it Iceland. or plot twist... he's really after Iceland, but is calling it Greenland to confuse us all.... ahhhh smart. or is it Graceland? Jetlag. That'll come next from his press team. lol. Just waffling shite.

I genuinely don’t care who wins between Manchester United and Crystal Palace, but that penalty and red card is very very questionable. Madness. VAR and Ref on the payroll? Wow. #VAR