How to deal with the ELEPHANT in the ROOM #elephantintheroom youtu.be/fRUKExdccz4

After consulting with my lawyers, I’m sorry for what I did. youtu.be/pv91h7FDgko

💥COMPETITION TIME!💥Courtesy of our friends Second Sight we have one copy of their Limited Edition 4K release of THE HITCHER to give away. To be in with a chance simply like, repost and follow. Comp closes 29th Sept 12noon BST. UK only. Good luck!

I'm ELON MUSK'S killer cyborg sent from the future to kill…Kayla Harris? Kimberly Harris? youtu.be/aUKa7AEjUfo

MAN bitten by MAN develops strange MAN-LIKE powers youtu.be/qtiWpGf2o3A

To celebrate the release of the incredible Second Sight The Hitcher I have 1 limited edition 4K set to #giveaway To enter this #competition simply follow Mark and Me Podcast and retweet. It’s that simple. Good luck all Available here secondsightfilms.co.uk/collections/la…

'Be rude to the French and kill the poor' - Potential Tory leader's conference pitch youtu.be/aCb7N7LK8eY #Toryleadership #toryconference

Keir Starmer has received several mystery payments of up to £14k #KeirStarmer #TwoTierKeir #LabourLiars #labour youtu.be/BDuhx4RPPus

NEWS! Tories elect Giles from Gogglebox as their new leader buff.ly/4et5xsO

BATMAN reads SONNET 19 by William Shakespeare youtu.be/McLHENhbLXE

New study finds that CUTTING OFF LEG could help lose weight youtu.be/UW5kIea6t1s

💥COMPETITION TIME!💥Our friends Second Sight have given us one copy of their 4K release of LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL to give away. To be in with a chance simply like, repost and follow. Comp closes 27th Oct 12noon GMT. UK only. Good luck!

Thanks to the amazing Second Sight I have one copy of their 4K release of LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL to #giveaway. To enter this #competition all you have to do is follow Mark and Me Podcast and retweet. Available to order here secondsightfilms.co.uk/collections/la…

HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY. I am giving away one free signed copy of my brand new ghost story Hear Him Calling PLUS a signed copy of my debut ghost story The Toll House. For a chance to win, please like and re-post by midnight 30th October. Also running on Instagram. UK only sorry.

WATER COMPANY spokesperson apologises for DUMPING SEWAGE through letterboxes youtu.be/rX2xmOPmWMM

NEWS! Business owners hit hardest by Budget because they don't use schools, roads, hospitals or police buff.ly/4ftaHp5

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NEWS! US to replace national anthem with the Benny Hill theme buff.ly/4f5JEjL

I’m Lord Wessex, and INHERITANCE TAX could force me to give up one of Daddy’s Bentleys #FarmerProtest #InheritanceTax youtu.be/_krX_kFY_g4