At the end of the day, everyone in showbiz is a cunt.

The only definitive film about Amy Winehouse is when she went BRIT campaigning with Simon Amstell on Popworld.

In my head I'm still 17. Today's post disagrees strongly

🌳 19% equals the lowest Conservative % recorded by YouGov under Liz Truss.

Want to do a staged dramatic reading of this with Simon Russell Beale and Derek Jacobi.

I had forgotten my favourite OJ Simpson fact (probably my favourite fact), OJ Simpson was a sprinter before becoming an American footballer, he took part in a race in 1967 won by a British athlete who ran under 10.2s for the second time that year

That athlete, Ming Campbell

Via my old friend Jason, a terrific retrospective.

Gulliver arriving in Lilliput (1726, colorised)

It's here! 'An ALF Situation' is going to be the feel-good smash hit of the summer. Please RT, repost, share and enjoy.

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for no particular reason, here's 11 and a half minutes of norm macdonald shitting on oj simpson

Just remembering when the Friday Night Armistice got OJ Simpson's confession

Me calling the plumber because the tiger is about to drink all the water in the taps again.

OJ Simpson won’t see your post, but your followers who got away with murder will #bekind

OJ Simpson's dead then

He simply does not have an off switch.

It's Curtains For This Former 1990s Pop Dance DJ Superstar

YOU ARE NOW WELL IN WITH YOUR MISSUS AND ARE GUARANTEED UNLIMITED RUMPO ON YOUR RETURN.

LOCK HIM UP

Best stop everyone under the age of 25 from having kids then, because absolutely nothing is more irreversible & life-changing than that