My wife: ‘Ah, yes. ‘I love Lucy’ walked so that ‘the Bear’ could run.’ #Emmys

If I'd been asked to share a Chart of the Year, it would've been this one showing just how obscene Canadian corporate markups have been since the pandemic. Markups were already trending higher. The pandemic turbo-charged them.

jordan you dress like someone who throws a smoke bomb before fleeing a room

Which explains why you dress like the Joker

bow down before the one you serve you're going to get a manicure

john waters, paul verhoeven and david cronenberg are all working on new movies right now. it’s like they saw all the anti-sex scene discourse and assembled the pervert film elder avengers

One of the reasons that the rich and powerful can be so outrageously wrong and make such surprisingly stupid decisions? They can afford it.

The mutability of the physical world is frightening because it means you will change into a skeleton and fertilizer and that’s why people invented philosophy and religion — to provide unchanging verities

I made a similar point on Threads, when someone DMed me to demand that I do a better job of moderating my TikTok comments. Which would take HOURS, every day. It just isn’t possible.

It’s the soulless, unthinking eyes that really do it for me. 😅😬

Why does any millionaire think that crying about a tax on the rich is going to go over well with us, the unwashed masses? (Spoiler: it won’t.)

It’s funny, when white supremacists suddenly understand that representation matters.

Good morning! Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

This is a horoscope but for awful men

buddy, do I have an entire musical for you

"I've left the cult of science" she declared on her livestream sent over high-speed internet while speaking into a sound amplification device, staring at a laptop computer, and drinking from a vessel designed to keep hot and cold liquids at their original temperature.

I truly can’t tell if this is poking fun at how certain Star Wars fans are just awful people prone to laughable melodrama… or an actual Star Wars fan who is just an awful person with zero self-awareness. 🤷‍♂️

Ever wondered about the biggest injustices in the U.S. criminal legal system? I explored this using Perplexity and found some eye-opening insights. Check out what I discovered below👇 What do you think is the most urgent issue to address? Let’s discuss!

So, I decided to test Perplexity by asking it the most divisive and contentious question I could imagine. And to its credit? It gave me the correct answer! (I will not be entertaining alternatives or nuance. Any other answer is simply wrong.)