I know I'm out of my league in an elevator with this many buttons. #what's"L"?

Guillermo Lee fan video by Neemo Ofurhie. LIVE ACTION NO LESS. With Paul F. Tompkins and @Hodgman. mattgourley.tumblr.com/post/193698466…

If Safeway had a Starbucks in their store, Whole Foods should have a Money Mart. #10BucksOnaHun

IGA: processed foods at organic prices. This is what killed the penny.

Pretty good haul at the thrift store today. Especially the LP.

If you watch the Weather Network for longer than 25 minutes you will feel like you're in Groundhog's Day.

At the Bourbon in Gastown. Three plaid shirts in a row #tictactoe

Pretty sure Adam Sandler needs to play Tom in the biopic "It's Not Unusual"

Pupdate: The Debate Over Whether Dogs Can Catch Yawns from Humans Rages On - Atlantic Mobile zite.to/Sh9OSK via @zite

Happy Halloween from Skully & The Martian! Weekdays from midnight to 6am.

These were 25¢ when I was a kid. #backinmyday

Condolences to the family of Surrey Constable Adrian Oliver can be left on the @bcRCMP website bit.ly/RSdZVv #HeroesInLife

Roger Ebert on the media's coverage of school shootings zite.to/UGJC36 via @zite

Neil and Joelle are engaged! Surprised? We are!

Test test #test

Seriously, shoutout to the Oscars orchestra in their undisclosed location. I love an orchestra in a bunker! BUNKESTRA #Oscars2013

Is Michelle Obama on a yacht? #Oscar2013

I left Instagram in charge of my livestock. They're all dead. #couldntrefreshthefeed

High volume of raves for the newest #NNF ep feat. @jaymohr37. Find a safe place and get ready to laugh: earwolf.com/episode/jay-mo…