men want to meet up TOO easily, what if i plan to sacrifice you? -.-

18k likes and we’ll make this our pfp 👀

Yep

Lost in Looooooove…

#thirsttrap

Seeing Mike Vrabel on our sideline with his battle scars brings so much joy to my heart 🥲

Sturgeon Moon At the Nubble Photo by J Gisis

Dork in the streets Awkward in the sheets

There’s no such thing as a gold digger. Girls are expensive. Pick one in your price range.

I havent heard this in a long time. Remind me of my rollerskating days.

I don’t think I’d get married again but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

I just want your attention not your heart…

Don’t forget to steal someone else’s tweet today for no reason at all.

Imitation is the best form of flattery. But I did it better. #tryharder

Happy Tuesday

Whenever it’s real talk no one wants to hear it Just show boobs and the DMs fill up. Men are so transparent

Wild: CBS accidentally wrote Michael PEN*S Jr. instead of Michael Penix Jr. on live television 😭😭

Come dance with me. Texas two step?

Remember when they used to make vehicles without air-conditioning? Or power steering? Or button windows?