It’s true! Today is my last day The Hill. Thankful for the opportunity to help this essential publication grow at a critical time for essential publications. Thankful for my incredible crew, past and present. Thankful for an amazing newsroom overflowing with talent. Onward!

This account has two tweets spaced exactly ten years apart x.com/peepee/status/…

Wired effectively blaming Trump on Facebook’s slapdash reaction to the Gizmodo article is arguably the only true thing ever written about 2016 x.com/johnjcook/stat…

Free idea: All TV shows should be as good as Succession

Why oh why does Twitter not offer a $10/mo sub to remove all these ads. So many ads. Make it $20

Incorrect

As the kids say, some personal news:

The quintessential Shark Tank episode is the one where they pass on Ring because it’s not already worth a billion dollars

Being metric-obsessed isn’t the problem, it’s being obsessed with the wrong metrics.

wow rude

We have a very serious robocall fraud problem in this country as Reply All recently ID’d. Just got a call referring to me as “dear citizen” and informing me that my SS# has been “canceled.” There are lots of vulnerable folks who are definitely falling for this.

nobody: this chair: don’t even think about it

.@ChuckECheeses is such a fascinating time capsule! Is there another kids brand in 2019 less concerned with appealing to 2019 kids?