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When the boss lady says don’t come in til 2, I don’t argue.

“I need a baby, but first I need some money.” Or whatever Cardi said.

My husband is petty. He wants to play hide & seek today of all days.

If I’m mad about something & I want someone to get mad with me... I text Racheal, Annie, & Dr. Phillips. 😂😅

I’ve gone hungry trying to make sure everyone else ate. Gone thirsty making sure everyone else had something to drink. Failed trying to make sure everyone else passed. Lost making sure everyone else won. Lol but I’m done.

Wendy’s is worse with their cookies than McDonalds is with their ice cream machine. 🙄🙄

Ashlee is always watching my tweets but don’t ever like anything😳👀

Y’all wanna know something? “Yeah, Neesh. Tell us.” Everybody can’t make Tuna salad.

Pastor: Touch your neighbor and say, “neighbor...” Me: Sista Betty. I don’t care how sanctified you say your hands are.. don’t let the Holy Spirit move you to touch me. They are coronafied and need to be sanitized.

I hate when people post their kids in social media... knowing I’m gonna be the first to like, comment, and subscribe. Especially babies😭😭😭 y’all know what y’all be doing. Trying to give me baby fever.

Nobody: “You people”: #GeorgeFloyd shouldn’t have had his neck under the police’s knee. Lol See. y’all weird.

Dang, I still gotta tell y’all about OBU housing, don’t I?😂 Or should I tell y’all about how a t-shirt design for BHM was denied because it included a fist, an apparent a symbol of hate and terrorism?🤔 Naaahh...

I ain’t been on Twitter in months... but before I leave again, anybody wanna fight? On my life I want the smoke.😂

It’s the referring to the black community as “them” for me. It’s the saying since you’ve helped criminals, then you’ve helped black people for me.

Trump supporters will believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence, but can’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

Y’all remember what happened the last time y’all did this?😂 ya came back.

Note to self: stop going hungry making sure others are fed.

I’ve a been seeing a lot of this lately... and I don’t like it: A deadbeat father taking care of another female’s kids better than his own. And the female allowing it. 😳 Oh, and argue with ya mama, not me.