-- gift. I hope you aren't too offended and there are many, *many* ways for me to make up for it if you insist upon it. Dave Strider

[Allie and I are on top of it today]

I was wondering if saying the words "let's fuck" to David would be too straight foward, so I decided against it.

@JohnShortcut @KnightsmanShip I'll hold onto this for future reference.

For your birthday, I had managed to get you a year supply of Lolita pornography shipped to your door. You're welcome. Dave Strider

It is my pleasure. Glad to see I wasn't doing you a disservice. Dave Strider

Happy Birthday to me.

I say to myself.

I've wondered where Flavio has gone off to as well.

Everyone, truly.

I suppose that's none of my business.

David, my birthday is almost over, where have you been? But thank you. Dave Strider

>You open the door to discover one of your best friends at the door. Flavio, you seem as though you've seen better days. Flavio Vargas

You didn't happen to forget, did you? >You're onto him. Dave Strider

Thank you so much, Flavio. Please, do come in. >You step out of the way to let the Italian inside. Flavio Vargas

As a wise man once said, "don't fuck up again". This man was either Jesus Christ or Sir Isaac Newton, I'm not good with names.

Regardless, I'm fairly certain he was referring to me.

“Dave Strider: Dave Strider or various other pretentious scents” It's apricot and cinnamon, actually.