Nothing says summer like the scent of hot, roasted ass on a light breeze.

I think it’s time to take gram-gram behind the shed.

God let me exist another day so I’m making it EVERY ONE’S PROBLEM!

Actually, the sound of demons being slaughtered in droves is too loud for the sleeping baby so that’s why I exists today. Blame the kid!

So... Like, while I’ve been gone... ...y’all just went and got uglier, huh?

It’s still HILARIOUS that Ben Sharpio’s wife, who is 100% cheating on him, was like, “No, babe. It’s supposed to be drier than saltines in the Saharrah when we have sex.” Meanwhile, their pool boy is completely drenched and he ain’t even near the pool yet.

Nope! I stole body parts from y’all’s kills to keep myself curdled-milk fresh! I did leave the unused bits in the ventilation tunnels, though. Betcha’ were wondering why there was an uptick of fat skeevers, huh?

I am Belethor and I approve of this message.

Alright. Elephant in the room. How many of you meat-creatures flipped into a lewd account while I was gone?

Don’t think I don’t fucking see you Sans shipped with a Chara! I’m getting my sawed-off shotgun for you, bitcho the clown!

Damn... Ondy lookin’ like a snack.

Ugh! This is awful! Horrible! Disgusting! Tell me right now which road is full so I know exactly which road to avoid completely! The exact road! Tell me right now!

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Give me a fork and some hot sauce and I’ll handle it.

Hang a slab of beef on that chin for Rocky to punch.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 1 Jan 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Necrodancy

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 1 Jan 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

I will not elaborate

Evie is entering a “mine” phase Kids are so damn rude. I adore her and would kill and die for her but kids are SO DAMN RUDE