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Zorzi

@necrodadcer

I'm not a regular dad, I'm a dead-raising evil scientist sorcerer supervillain dad.

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39 Followers

50 Following

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

Honestly, it’s a miracle they could keep their hands off each other for this long.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

I’ll make you one, pumpkin.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

Huh. Things feel a bit… Off. Did I miss another one of those cataclysmic events we seem to be having too many of?

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

Charm. Right. Yeeeeah.

Charm. Right. Yeeeeah.
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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

Skeeeeeevy? Moi?

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

I mean, it /is/ cannibalism, but at least I’m not pretentious about it.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

Daddy’s about to make a questionable impulse buy.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

Eheheh. I’m the scary dad.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

7 years ago

Skeeeeeeeeeeevy!?

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

7 years ago

But I’m the least skeevy guy I know!

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

7 years ago

/Santo cazzo di merda/.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

7 years ago

UHHHHHH.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

ShitshitshitshitsHIT.

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

FUCKING TREES FUCKING /SHIT/—

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

DID SOMEONE SAY OFFAL

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Zorzi
@necrodadcer

8 years ago

I love you. x.com/faultyweapon/s…