I know it seems comical years ago but the Snuggie/wearable blanket design was the best thing that infomercials ever gave us.

Listening to Christmas music ain’t hitting the same in 50 degree weather. Bc Let It Snow where?

I know people talk shit about male/female friendships but it’s truly possible and I really love when someone genuinely feels like the bro.

My friend filled her home with a scooter and toys for my baby for when we visit. I so appreciate her for setting the gotdamn bar. Cuz pfft I’ve had some very different experiences post-baby and it’s nice to know there’s still loving aunty/uncle friends in the world

I know we’re living in kind of a free for all but bad parenting really does exist…a lot. And we make mad excuses 😭

I’ve decided I’m committed to getting hotter and smarter in silence (very loudly)

I’m officially “tin of sardines for breakfast” years old. I’m cooked.

Why old people always gotta talk on speakerphone? 😞

Just worked 2 flights out of DCA the day before and this shit has me and my coworkers shook bc how TF

Supposedly the helicopters transponder was off and I’m wondering wtf is going on with these military aircrafts lately

Also rly aggy about the reporting that the plane hit the helicopter. The helicopter hit the plane. AA was on final approach to the runway, 350 ft from landing and minding their business smh

Count me out of AI jokes from now. This is where I put my mumu on and start calling things the devils work. I can’t get jiggy with it

My son be in public calling every black man he sees daddy. Please stop embarrassing us bro

I was really hoping that white men would give up the handshake after COVID but nope, couldn’t bury the chance to flap their unwashed hands on society.

Somebody stole my package in front the door 6 hrs ago. Opened the package and saw it was a book and just returned it in front my door 🥲

I feel like for the least couple years, Chris Brown’s songs been AI-generated 🧐

When people say the county that they live in vs the town/city name, I’m like why are you not speaking English…

Did I miss Labor Day? Bc what is going awnnn

One day you’re a youth. Then you wake up and you’re listening to 107.5 WBLS driving your kid to school.

Every single time I see Pete Davidson on screen, I get furious. Because there’s no way I’m being gaslit into believing that’s a white man.