Where is Gabe he knows the Google

I'll come out and say it... I'm attractive even as a Null Sector.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary You won't get me that easily >:(

They turned me into a robot because my ass was too fat.

You are a mighty cock, Handzo.

[ Farts. ]

That's not what the gauntlets GPS said.

// sitting here thinking about Cassidy rubbing his nipples casually as he's watching TV or something and Ana swoops in, darts him, and puts a shirt back onto him

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

Gabe once came into my office with a bow on his belt and told me he had a surprise for me. I asked if it was the Subaru I needed to hit Doomfist with to defeat him once and for all. It was not. I did not walk for two days afterwards. Good times.

Sojourn? Joining Talon right in front of my salad? How dare you. Come here so I can sleep dart you. >:(

Who let you in here?

Sleep darts 𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙘𝙇𝙚𝙤𝙙 to loot his pockets.

Silence. Let me have what's in your pockets!

😔

What? It's a beautiful picture of an expecting husband and Godzilla!