Is $aapl 200 yet?

How much smaller is this version?? Cyber Truck seems too big, but this futuristic El Camino is amazing!

*Stands up in front of the group* Hi, my name’s Andy, and I’m short the market.

Thinking $gamb is going to rip next week.

Can whoever has my voodoo doll just please fucking chill??

Jerome Powell is like f*in’ Punxutawney Phil.

Would love to go back to trading stocks based on the companies’ earnings.

Whoever started the rumor that we would cut rates 6 or 7 times this year is a genius and an asshole.

6 years later…