Due to austerity, Blyth Valley has 14,847 (24.18%) children living in poverty. 26.7% of households are classed as fuel poor. The unemployment rate is 31%. They have just voted for #Conservative ... Unbelievable. #C4AltElection #GE2019 #BBCElection #majority

All of these traditional industrial towns throwing their morals and values out of the window by voting for the very people who tried to destroy them not so long ago. You get what you deserve. I hope you can afford health care.....

Look, I'd be happy for us to change our name to the USM Blues if it meant not getting beat by them gobshites across the park at least twice per year!

What did you order? £350 million-a-week for the NHS; loads of superior trade deals; all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibilities; two unicorns & a shiny blue passport. What did you get? Um. A border in the Irish Sea & a £500,000 crowdfunder for some bongs.

I think its incredible that anyone is going out in the freezing cold and paying their hard earned money to watch that gang of shithouses

A screamer from Beckham Wheeler-Greenall ended a 42-run opening partnership. How good was this catch? #U19CWC | #NZvSL | #FutureStars cards.twitter.com/cards/nzd4au/8…

Y’all know it’s alright to mind yo own damn business sometimes?

🎵 Let’s all get Corona, Let’s all get Corona, Na naa naa na 🎵

Here’s what I think we should do about Coronavirus... Let it run its course and then let’s Vote on Brexit again when the average age of the population has come down a few years 👍

Game 1 - team with most votes goes to next round.

Just buying my new Everton shirt and can’t work out what to get on the back...

Not me, I’m a fatty and I love skittles. I’d nail all 100.

Round 2 - game 2 - winner to Quarter Finals #Jaguars #seahawks

Just been to Tesco and there was one bag of pasta left on the shelf so I bought it and gave it to the homeless man who is always sat outside. He said ‘but I’ve got no way to cook this?’ So I said ‘shut up your ruining my made up story for twitter!’

Hummel? Piss off I hate those chevrons

Send 'Operation Yewtree' round to anyone's that's letting off fireworks

By the sounds of things a few people from round here need their harddrives checking...

Reminder, kids: Casamigos for the Jags tailgate AND Royal Trumpeters for First Things First are actually all totally free IF you bet enough on Jags +3 this weekend!