How fast I expect my hair to grow when I use hair growth products.

Job post: are you open to relocate? Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate. Just hire me.

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I shall be staying up tonight to make sure my astronaut friends land safely.

I just want to travel the world 🥹

When ppl buy me gifts I automatically think of gifting them back

Go for a pap smear, go for a dental check up, go check your vitals. Yes, you 🫵🏽

I think we should start fat shaming men as much as they do women. They're too comfortable

⚠️SCHOLARSHIP⚠️ fully funded Stanbic Bank Zimbabwe Scholarship for the 2026 a. For underprivileged, age of 21, enrolling at NUST Aug2026. full tuition fees, accommodation, meals, and laptop. Minimum of 13 points in 3A Level subjects.

IDC what anyone says - gold jewelry complements skin tones better and always looks more beautiful than silver.

This Justin Bieber’s “Everything Hallelujah” is not a gospel song o. Before we’ll start hearing it in church now.

i love when i can smell my perfume on myself like damn girl you smell delicious

When I get a job that involves traveling from country to country I will literally cry fr.

I have COVID PTSD…ion find none of this shit funny.

I’ve said it once, but I’ll say it twice. The key to life is always having a dinner reservation or a vacation in the near future

may no one get married to men like this

Zimbabwe is so sad

One thing about a 9-5 or corporate life… you will spend money on lunch hey 💀

PAP SMEARS ARE MILDY UNCOMFORTABLE AND EMBARRASSING AT WORST. STOP FEARMONGERING. STOP LIVING IN FEAR!!!!! you know what’s more painful than a pap smear? CERVICAL CANCER.