#KenyaVsUSA When you ask an American man how to convert Kenya shillings into US dollars.

#KenyaVsUSA American girl immediately after receiving a hug from a Kenyan luo man.

#KenyaVsUSA After spending the whole day in New York City looking for a Virgin teen girl.

In short, all the 27 Kalenjin CASs are unconstitutional, next time we shall not allow teeth protrusion to be the only qualification in awarding government jobs.

Kagege malala is extremely cornerd pale #JKLive

#JKLive Every azimio quac is required to mention the name of William ruto at least 20times in every interview.

Haaland is nothing without de bryne.

Rigathi gachagua directed KPLC to switch off power, so that the people of Mt kenya don't watch/listen to their king pin Hon maina njenga who is live on inooro TV.

Meanwhile as Mpesa is resolving the delay, sitawafunza kila kitu.. 👨🏻‍🦲.

Now azziad has lost her case against "Brian Chira" Rest in power chira.

President ruto you cannot contain kikuyus in the opposition, killing kikuyu youth in githurai along thika road won't stop them, tupatane Thursday.

"Bishop Allan Kiuna" last words on cancer. Rest in peace.

"All CSs" should take up the jobs that we're created by president William ruto abroad. "WE THE PEOPLE" #AnitaMustResign #RutoMustGo #Statehouse

#DeputyPresident Shule mlikuwa mnamake noise na mabeshte alafu teacher on duty anakushika pekee yako mutuse.😃

#DeputyPresident Wakamba mnapenda sana kujipendekeza kwa wadosi ndio msifutwe😀😀😀kwani hamnanga options. Mutuse.

#CitizenExplainer "Spent hours trying to figure out the E-TIMS software, only to realize I’d rather stick to hiring a pro. VAT returns? Not my cup of tea! Anyone else feel like E-TIMS was designed to test your patience?"

Manchester United left out Onana four one reason 😂😂😂💔so embarrassing.

waru breakfast, waru lunch waru supper. #WeAreAllKikuyus

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"Prime Minister Raila Odinga" #jowi death, imeuma kuliko vile ya john de mathew iliuma.😥