President Biden tripped going up the stairs? Cool. Please wake me up when he tries to change the path of a hurricane with a sharpie.

If they really did find fungi on Mars, can they please call them #Marshrooms

The United States has experienced more deaths from COVID-19 than from World War I, World War II, the Vietnam War, and 9/11 combined. We can stop this pandemic. Get vaccinated.

We can resurface our highways—but we can’t ignore the fact that climate change means a bunch of them will be underwater every time it rains hard. Infrastructure in the 21st century means real investments in green energy, climate resilience, and saving our planet.

So cool that billionaires are going to space, can we fully fund childhood cancer research now?

I’ll say it again: Don’t let the media say that Biden’s pandemic plan is faltering. The rise in cases is a direct result of vaccine misinformation spread by Fox News and the far right. Those cases and deaths are on them. Biden made the vaccine free and available to all over 12.

430 people died in shootings in America this week. 3 people have died from blood clots after getting the COVID vaccine since it was available. Guess which one Republicans are crusading against?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

The Midwest: we don’t know the address but we know how to get there

This infrastructure package makes the largest-ever investment in clean drinking water. You should be able to turn on the faucet at home or at school and get clean water.

Bars ask to see a driver’s license if someone looks too young to be there. That license has an electronic ID in it and gets carried around by most adults, no problem. Stop pretending vaccination proof, which keeps everyone safe, is some kind of government takeover.

Whenever #CreepyJoe trends on Twitter, I know President Biden had a good day in the real world. It’s like a smokescreen brought to you by Russian bots. Today’s edition? The jobs report.

So let me get this straight: Republican legislators want to arm teachers to protect students from school shooters, but don't want teachers to wear masks to protect students from a deadly virus?

The bold move by President Donald J. Trump to impose vaccine mandates will save countless lives and protect our economy. Retweet if you agree. 🇺🇸

I don’t need oven mitts. I have an excellent immune system.

How much is too much to spend when we're talking about saving the planet? Honestly, in 50 years, if the planet goes down, are my colleagues really going to be saying "Gee whiz I'm glad we didn't spend too much." Give me a break.

70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

Love this! 🧡

Questions for the people who are scared of becoming a minority: Why is that? Are minorities treated differently?

At least try. Call it the No More Dead Children Act. Ban every automatic and semiautomatic weapon from consumer sale. Generous buybacks for banned guns and ammo. Extensive background checks, minimum age to purchase 21 for hunting rifles. At least try