#amiright?

"My parents told me to never run with the bandsaw."

"We need to go to Food Lion and pick up some of that Buffalo Pete Texas Hot Sauce."

“@Katy_Lund: "If you're not willing to kill it, don't eat it." NCSU Overheard #AtriumOverheard” #FountainDiningHall anyone?

Lecturer: "Keeping a cell phone in a pants pocket increases men's risk of sterility." Male student: "...I'm getting a second phone."

"He looks Korean, but he's actually Asian."

"I'm just saying - I've had a long and intimate encounter with rotten potato, and I still say the moldy lasagna was worse."

"Y'all are the three amegros, like amigos and negros mixed together" NCSU Overheard

"I need to get some dark, plaid shorts that are long, black khakis." #idontevenknowwhatyoumeanttosay

This guy's been holding his phone up to his ear and having a personal conversation for 15min and still hasn't realized it's on speakerphone.

"I'm gonna learn about meteorology so I can read a kaleidoscope."

Someone just told her friends that the BigBelly solar trash cans on Hillsborough St. periodically incinerate their contents. #gogreenindeed

"What are you playing, 'Wizards of Worldcraft?'"

"Now, Billy Mays, he's NOT the 'Sham-wow' guy though."

"Now, THAT is something together all entirely."

"Men... are like the male version of women."

"The NFL?? I thought we were talking about football?"

"There was this two-sided... blade... sword."