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Nicole Ballarini Pendleton

@ncballarini

Writer. Editor. Occasional cartoonist.

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New today in Aquifer, Chelsea Dingman’s stunning β€œChristmas Eve”: Imagine some forever no one has named / heaven. Where loneliness is a mask / one is forgiven when it is taken off. floridareview.cah.ucf.edu/article/christ…

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#RRRMovie continues its mountain-crushing push to an #Oscars Best Picture nomination this coming weekend with all the heavyweights in attendance πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

#RRRMovie continues its mountain-crushing push to an #Oscars Best Picture nomination this coming weekend with all the heavyweights in attendance πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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ALT TAKE: Study reveals cramps that involve shedding your uterine lining during menstruation or a medication abortion can be painful. Also- child birth rips your vagina to shreds, and water is wet.

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When bears are cooped up While flu season is raging Mama must find a way To keep from premature aging mcsweeneys.net/articles/excer…

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"Our school systems are building the next generation of mindless Stormtroopers by exposing them to politicized counternarratives, causing them to question accepted history and rethink the infallibility of our great heroes." mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-j…

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something to be said about the fact the Onion seems to be the only major media publication being honest and critical about what JK Rowling believes through satire

something to be said about the fact the Onion seems to be the only major media publication being honest and critical about what JK Rowling believes through satire
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🎢 I don’t care if Monday's blue. God is dead. Or if Tuesday is utterly desaturated to the point where all choice is arbitrary, Wednesday too. Thursday, I will not make an effort to conjure you in my thoughts. It’s Friday, I’m in love. 🎢 mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-c…