For the love of God pray for Venezuela, for a Latin America safe from imperialism, and for the fall of the American Empire.

NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor

The cashier asked me if I had any plans, any plans at all, for anything. I couldn't answer. They just chuckled and put my items back on the shelves

teacher sent me to the principal for scrolling taco bell app in class

Hey just letting you know you liked that thing a little too much and now everyone is mad at you and won’t tell you why. You’re fucked, buddy

Everything is blue

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

im addicted to opening up grindr just to get like 500 dms and then ignoring every single one of them

lowkey had to download this photo from the usps website cus it was tuff as hell

Its so cute when a bug follows u inside like Oh okay lets go to my room

i cant tell if my dorm has electrical issues or if its genuinely too much to ask to plug in some string lights and a space heater at the same time

I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.

just let me scratch one more time please bro trust me one more scratch and the itch will be gone i swear bro

we talk about bluesky from time to time but just imagine the sick freaks still using mastodon

my professor caught me on the wikipedia page for the exact thing he was talking about today

this still makes me giggle

Yall usin up all the nostalgia