Me after a Taco Bell binge:

if jesus didn't believe in himself would that be blasphemy or low self-esteem?

i bet the pope is getting one hell of a rimmie-J today

can't wait to celebrate the death and resurrection of "jesus" by raw-dogging a whore who also snorts a line of cocaine off my cock

Paraphrase: dumb shit American redneck learns the rest of the world doesn’t give free passes just because he’s an American. Can’t wait for the MAGA shit boycott of the Turks and Caicos because of this.

and Grandma tastes like prunes

that's what happens when you eat English food all the time

And they did!

The Rubicon cannot be stopped.

Democrats: As my grandmother always said, “you dig your grave, now lie in it.” If you lose in November, remember that you did this to yourselves. What a fucking train wreck. #debate

RIP GOLF

Have fun unfucking yourself, America. LOL

Hey America: maybe try a 90-year old for president instead.

When it was over

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now huffing farts on OnlyFans for extra cash

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